Meanwhile... Losing 'Friends' And Tumblr Nudity


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W P
W P

Anyone else recognize the Absolute bottle ;)

Vor 5 Stunden
Jake Hat
Jake Hat

That was hilarious!!!!! Thank you!!!!

Vor 17 Stunden
Jam Thief
Jam Thief

Stephen is a 'jif' person. I'm not mad, just disappointed.

Vor 21 Stunde
Blerdpool
Blerdpool

Jiff

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SunaKokaru
SunaKokaru

To everyone person whose saying gif is pronounced giff, if u look it up colberts right, it is jiff, it actually is supposed to b pronounced jiff XD it's amazing, screwed me up when I found out months ago, say to screw others up lol

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Nemoy
Nemoy

Both are considered acceptable.

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LAzY Gigi
LAzY Gigi

Welp..trumblr losing porn is like the world ending for artists..

Vor 2 Tage
womfalcs7
womfalcs7

The superior "JIF" race.

Vor 2 Tage
cannibalbananas
cannibalbananas

Dirt Devil already made working toy vacuums. My daughter had one. It didn't clean much, but it still worked

Vor 2 Tage
WildwoodClaire1
WildwoodClaire1

I have never seen one second of "Friends" and I feel my life has been enhanced by the experience. In fact, the absence of "Friends" watching has been almost as crucial to my happiness as assiduously avoiding "Seinfeld."

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MyBrainEatsEverything
MyBrainEatsEverything

I HATE Friends. Stupidest show EVER.

Vor 3 Tage
Elf Craft & Vinyl Swindon
Elf Craft & Vinyl Swindon

It's an American right to carry arms!! Lol不不不不不

Vor 3 Tage
Tzisorey Tigerwuf
Tzisorey Tigerwuf

I don't know how much of a cleaner that toy vacuum cleaner is - but even if it just picks up legos, my feet will be happy.

Vor 3 Tage
PetersaberHD
PetersaberHD

GIF not JIFF

Vor 3 Tage
Joe Ruth
Joe Ruth

They meant 6 ounces, not 6 fries

Vor 3 Tage
Roger H Werner
Roger H Werner

I had a dog do exactly what the video dog did only he ate a 3 pound chateau briand!

Vor 3 Tage
Colina St. Fleur
Colina St. Fleur

I thought it was Gif...like gift, but without the t 仁

Vor 3 Tage
Mikael Cronholm
Mikael Cronholm

That was a very responsible gun owner. He is not the first to get a Darwin award for shooting his own balls off. I wish NRA would encourage that to all its members (pun intended ). Maybe even hold training courses. With live ammo of course.

Vor 3 Tage
Michael Newell
Michael Newell

All My Friends Are Dead who f****** cares. Thumbs down.

Vor 3 Tage
InsaneLiz
InsaneLiz

You'd think tumblr banning tags like chronic pain and safe sex would be a hint that Verizon doesn't give a shit about its users. This coupled with experienced programmers, who could have done something better instead of banning porn, leaving without receiving a counter offer and instead using an algorithm that flags its own post and fucking dunes, you know this is the end of tumblr.

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sistakia33
sistakia33

The vacuum cleaner that actually works! Buying this for your kid feels even crueler than spanking! "Enjoy your childhood in the hospital nursery cause the moment you get home you got chores to do!"

Vor 4 Tage
BlueEyed _Scorpio
BlueEyed _Scorpio

0:37 不 *Hate that show!!!* 不不

Vor 4 Tage
Zer0
Zer0

Fuuuuuuck now I want fries and the nearest McDonalds is so faaaaar.

Vor 4 Tage
Ivy J.
Ivy J.

tumblr got on late night shows??

Vor 4 Tage
SoundbytesMusic
SoundbytesMusic

Anybody notized that there are exactly six fries on the table? I guess the video was taken in that professors house.

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Sara Srinivasan
Sara Srinivasan

Raising hope came up with the idea of baby mops and now it's actually a thing?!

Vor 4 Tage
Tonio Music
Tonio Music

I'm way too stoned for this

Vor 4 Tage
LadyPennyroyal
LadyPennyroyal

he shot himself in the meat section... in the meat section. ayyyyyyyyyyy

Vor 4 Tage
MKMonster
MKMonster

How the hell can you mention Tumblr banning porn without addressing the "Female presenting nipple" thing!? That shit's absurd. XD

Vor 4 Tage
Cheryl Mendenhall
Cheryl Mendenhall

Love the dog and Tyson vacuum!

Vor 4 Tage
mc st
mc st

There is only 6 fries before the , so he is already counting his food right!

Vor 4 Tage
Noluthando Gosa
Noluthando Gosa

Gosh I love some Stephen Colbert

Vor 5 Tage
macronencer
macronencer

Oh look, it seems a series can 'leave' a streaming service. Oh dear, how sad, never mind. I'm sitting here gazing lovingly at all my DVDS THAT I HAVE BOUGHT! ;-)

Vor 5 Tage
Philippe Gauvin-Vall矇e
Philippe Gauvin-Vall矇e

3:51 Is it me imagining this or there are EXACTLY six fries here?

Vor 5 Tage
Renard Leblanc
Renard Leblanc

For the past couple years, there's been a tremendous influx of spam blogs cropping up on tumblr... mostly blogs posting nothing but cheesecake, if not porn images, and links to camgirl pages. It's basically bot spam to boost google search rankings for the cam-girls. It's a nuisance at most, but the sheer volume of them has been truly staggering, and no one is sad to see *them* go. At the same time, plenty of people are just posting cute selfies, or "tasteful nude" type artwork, and tumblr is throwing out the baby with the bathwater.

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Gregory Ashton
Gregory Ashton

if McDonalds' fries were made from 100% potato, the healthy limit wouldn't NEED to be 6!

Vor 5 Tage
Colin Daniels
Colin Daniels

NOOOOOOO MY TUMBLR POOORRRNNNNN =(

Vor 5 Tage
Colin Daniels
Colin Daniels

i dont even have a tumblr...

Vor 5 Tage
Kassidy Kotulan
Kassidy Kotulan

Female presenting nipples banned?? What kind of flapjack censorship?

Vor 5 Tage
Tweetyresm
Tweetyresm

"Give me back that go gurt Emily!" Been hanging out with John Oliver too much eh?

Vor 5 Tage
Doc Lewis
Doc Lewis

Random suggestion: Buy a DVD or Blu-Ray of the complete series (any series you like a lot). That's what I do with ALL of my favorites. IF they're below $20, I'll be a season, this does cause me to be one to two seasons (years) behind of what's currently still of television but buy the whole series is best when the show is over. ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND, EVERYONE. See ya, next week (on-line not in person...don't get freaked out...LOL).

Vor 6 Tage
jr* T
jr* T

Tumblr is pro anti-Semitic and white supremist. Yet it opposes boobs. I suggest advertisers find a more positive online community to support.

Vor 6 Tage
Turbulent Priest
Turbulent Priest

How BIG are the six fries? A spiral cutfry that began the day as a 2 pound potato is nothing to sneeze at!

Vor 6 Tage
Leanne Blake
Leanne Blake

In Australia we have Friends playing on mainstream basic TV. . Fuckstik with the Bloody Gun.

Vor 6 Tage
K1dD3ath
K1dD3ath

He's right, only a penis would buy and carry a gun without knowing how to be safe with a gun. Millions of people carry. Some shot themselves during practice, we don't want to say this, but that's almost expected. But, while carrying in Walmart, during repositioning the gun? Did this happen in an open carry State?

Vor 6 Tage
Kathryn Sara Edwards
Kathryn Sara Edwards

K1dD3ath Yes. Arizona is an open carry state.

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Linen Gray
Linen Gray

Dear Stephen it is not "jifs" that is peanut butter. It is "gifs" with a hard g. You should know better. I love the Dyson vacuum. I wish they had this when my kids were small.

Vor 6 Tage
terraingirl
terraingirl

Friends was only meant for a few people and its bullshit they spent 100 million to keep this outdated show.

Vor 6 Tage
ChampOlight 1
ChampOlight 1

Videos, Photos, and JIF's*

Vor 6 Tage
Arthur Dent
Arthur Dent

This will be the end of tumblr.

Vor 6 Tage
Jordan Mondry
Jordan Mondry

Theres exactly 6 fries on the dogs plate lol

Vor 6 Tage
Lemonie Lala
Lemonie Lala

A man shooting himself with a semiautomatic handgun in the crotch in the meat section of Walmart might be the most american thing I've ever heard.

Vor 6 Tage
Damian P
Damian P

The way he pronounced Gifs, it's Gifs, not Gifs, lmao.

Vor 6 Tage
Aaron Diamond
Aaron Diamond

I got a buddy named Sterling Archer. He's wondering my kid safe vacuum cleaner weren't invent a little sooner.

Vor 6 Tage
Serena Martin
Serena Martin

It's not just porn that tumblr is banning. I mean you know how art students have to study the naked body so sometimes they're fine with sharing art with their friends if it shows barely breasts and shoulders and whatever? Well there's a lot of artist there throwing a fit and planning things to get back at tumblr like deleting their accounts when it's banned and watching from the outside as it just falls out of existence. Like every website I've ever known besides YouTube and FaceBook. They said female nipples count as porn too. But they'll show male nipples. And apparently they'll try to detect any flesh like colors and ban emojis and pictures with those colors. Even some emojis and whatever that they provide. And they even got their own announcement flagged. Their own announcement that said it was banning all this stuff got flagged! Alright, it was fun known' ya while it lasted tumblr, but all the art blogs I follow are deleting their accounts because they aren't gonna deal with their art work being messed with because someone shows their shoulders. I'm just gonna stand back and watch the artists riot and the tumblr staff suffer with not knowing what to do. Should be fun for a bit.

Vor 6 Tage
lockergr
lockergr

The big problem is is that Tumblr was flagging all kinds of non porn posts, things as simple as a picture of a Batphone and Alex Turner vacuuming a floor, were flagged. Have fun going through all five years of your post to see which ones you need to ask a human to reach act since you don't post porn. Otherwise all your incorrectly flagged posts go bye bye on December 17th. Now do you understand the backlash?

Vor 6 Tage
lockergr
lockergr

Royane E Khalil I gave up on trying to find them because they gave no notification of the ones that they flagged.

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Royane E Khalil
Royane E Khalil

i thought they would only get private?That they flagged ones wd not get deleted... i dont even post nudes or porn bt i might hv some with nfsw rating and how am i supposed to find them now?

Vor 4 Tage
brujaja Aknot Wrought
brujaja Aknot Wrought

I'm kind of glad I don't like french fries much.

Vor 6 Tage
Joe Jupiter
Joe Jupiter

I don't know if it's a good idea to give kids an actual vacuum. Would they check if someone dropped an important key or jewelry before/while using it?

Vor 6 Tage
Tucker Bowen
Tucker Bowen

a note to fans of 'Friends' (including my sister): y'know guys, they have these neat little things called "DVDs" that you can buy and just keep forever. you might want to look into that.

Vor 6 Tage
Jayme Rosenberger
Jayme Rosenberger

1- that vacuum idea is genius, seriously it's amazing. 2- what is this Tumbler thing?

Vor 6 Tage
Serial Crepeist
Serial Crepeist

Stephen pronounced it "jif". End of argument.

Vor 6 Tage
Toolsquatch
Toolsquatch

It's *g* if, not *j* if.

Vor 6 Tage
苤訄訄 苠邽郇邽郇
苤訄訄 苠邽郇邽郇

hate to break it to you like that but vodka is NOT potato based

Vor 6 Tage
David Kennedy
David Kennedy

You, sir (Stephen) are a troll...that's not how you pronounce "Gif". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iafa959JvY

Vor 6 Tage
Captain Con Queso
Captain Con Queso

I cant believe the Staff finally fucked up so badly that Tumblr is being talked about irl.

Vor 6 Tage
Allison Shockley
Allison Shockley

What happened I was too hung up on Stephen saying "jif" to process anything else

Vor 6 Tage
WolfkinNorthclaw
WolfkinNorthclaw

That doggy is adorable.

Vor 6 Tage
BFKC
BFKC

The only healthy number of anything is one bullet in your head - or anywhere. Better stick by it, maybe help others too, especially some really important "geniuses"... So sick of such garbage "studies" by deranged "scientists" playing lifestyle ideologues (rather than at least making any scientific sense). I guess they are only eating what a squirrel brings them... Which can't be completely "healthy" either, like nothing else on the market or anywhere on fucking earth... Even vitamins are "unhealthy", and regardless of dose. (Every shit is "unhealthy" at least by lack, or at least one other thing, and ultimately all of this doesn't matter even the tiniest bit, because it's stupid unlogic and literally everything is more important, even to the fucking body who needs nutrition and will not be "perfect" even for one minute in anyone's life. Much less by lack of basic nutrition.)

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Tynesha Claiborne
Tynesha Claiborne

Only at Wal-Mart

Vor 6 Tage
bm packer
bm packer

http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Friends-The-Complete-Series-Blu-ray/48413/

Vor 6 Tage
Mr Holistic
Mr Holistic

firzzin frazzin stupid christians friaggin idiots @#$!

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Opus YTP
Opus YTP

You okay there, buddy?

Vor 6 Tage
Mr Holistic
Mr Holistic

should rename tumble mumbler cause all youll do is mumble to yourself when you cant see any nudity.

Vor 6 Tage
Opus YTP
Opus YTP

Bad, stop.

Vor 6 Tage
Halit Kutlu
Halit Kutlu

I am dissapointed by the Stephen's way of pronouncing 'gif'. C'mon Stephen! I thought you were one of the good guys

Vor 7 Tage
Annie O'Neill
Annie O'Neill

It's pronounced GIF, not JIF.

Vor 7 Tage
Dalius Adomnas
Dalius Adomnas

JIFs ???

Vor 7 Tage
peffiSC2source
peffiSC2source

Oof, that meme segment was rough. Should get a 14 year old intern for the sick depression memes that are more popular than those image macros from 2008

Vor 7 Tage
Cara Marais
Cara Marais

I did not know about That side of tumblr

Vor 7 Tage
Chris Buttonshaw
Chris Buttonshaw

There's so much trash in the news.... well 95% of news is about Trump so that makes sense.

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Sara Danhoff
Sara Danhoff

Wait there was stuff on tumblr other than porn?

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lockergr
lockergr

Sara Danhoff You must really live a sad existence.

Vor 6 Tage
fqfkin2
fqfkin2

Dyson is anything but a vacuum cleaner, whoever engineered it - haven't vacuumed once in a lifetime.

Vor 7 Tage
moose boy
moose boy

Never could stomach "Friends".....blah...

Vor 7 Tage
Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

Wow, Stephen can actually be funny when he's not talking about Trump! (But I see he still manages to get all the liberal talking points in there...)

Vor 7 Tage
Benjamin Ezell
Benjamin Ezell

Did he really just call a GIF 'jiff'???

Vor 7 Tage
Jeff Harbaugh
Jeff Harbaugh

Dog needs ketchup.

Vor 7 Tage
Allan Koivu
Allan Koivu

Another brilliant Guntard at work.....

Vor 7 Tage
Alapone
Alapone

I feel like majority of Tumblr is porn. Goodbye Tumblr

Vor 7 Tage
lockergr
lockergr

Alapone well then you clearly weren't following or involved with any established fandoms. Porn is not what we do on Tumblr.

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Ykhraam
Ykhraam

so all the artists that use tumblr for drawing nsfw, where will they go? AO3? reddit?.. i really wonder

Vor 7 Tage
Mikej1592
Mikej1592

ermahgerd termbler is going to lose 90% of its user base because someone on their team became a puritan puke and decided to ban the only thing that made it not twitter.

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Robert Bogan
Robert Bogan

*THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE*

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Melody Nelson
Melody Nelson

Pooch is health conscious, there were only 6 fries.

Vor 7 Tage
pkunkbwok
pkunkbwok

except in this case the trash-eating raccoon is in a three-way with a huge-breasted fox and a skunk with a strap-on

Vor 7 Tage
Lara Palma
Lara Palma

Upvote the chip stealing pupper!

Vor 7 Tage
The boogie man
The boogie man

Once again proving that the most dangerous threat to your safety is the shotgun you have in your waist to protect yourself.

Vor 7 Tage
Constant Chaos
Constant Chaos

Ugh if you watch friends i honestly don't want to associate with you

Vor 7 Tage
Tiago VICENTAO
Tiago VICENTAO

Jif is the reason Stephen and I can't be friends anymore.

Vor 7 Tage
Angelica Alexander
Angelica Alexander

I cannot believe Colbert did not point out that Tumblr is banning "female-presenting nipples".

Vor 7 Tage
andyhartley
andyhartley

Well no more tumblr, back to reddit then

Vor 7 Tage
Warped
Warped

4:28 Do NOT Google "my niece has been faking it" 云

Vor 7 Tage
Geahk Burchill
Geahk Burchill

Breaking: old man uses six-year-old meme in segment about dead website.

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Pan Darius Kairos
Pan Darius Kairos

It's pronounced GIFS. You're welcome.

Vor 7 Tage
Linda Martin
Linda Martin

OMG!!!! My belly hurts from laughing so much! Thanks Stephen !

Vor 7 Tage
P Moore
P Moore

The pup taking the fries is too cute!

Vor 7 Tage
fyukfy
fyukfy

Surely a "healthy" portion of French fries is none

Vor 7 Tage

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