Donald Trump Stole Stephen's Bit


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    Donald Trump's quote about trusting his gut over the brains of experts reminds Stephen Colbert of a guy he used to know... Stephen Colbert.
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TIKOAY Tokoakyi
TIKOAY Tokoakyi

Colbert can't sue trump since he can't get off his sorry ass and do something other than complaining

Vor 6 Tage
Trevor Hartl
Trevor Hartl

So not funny

Vor 7 Tage
Cath' J J
Cath' J J

What hasn't Trump stolen?

Vor 7 Tage
John Lowell
John Lowell

Colbert will enter Hell still wondering why he is there until he feels the fire. The truth will burn him for all time. Selling one's soul for.a few years of wealth and fame is a poor bargain. Enjoy your mirth for the short season you sold your soul for.

Vor 7 Tage
PhantomHunter
PhantomHunter

Orange man bad

Vor 7 Tage
D Caz
D Caz

Does Colbert own the English language? Colbert repeats what Trump says ...EVERY FKIN NIGHT!

Vor 7 Tage
Steven Mctowelyey
Steven Mctowelyey

Holy fuck this guy is obsessed with trump. Must be worried about his pizza parties coming to light

Vor 7 Tage
arthur taylor
arthur taylor

You mean it was stolen from his writers, this guy never had an idea in his life.

Vor 8 Tage
Evan Page
Evan Page

Reality imitating comedy should be funny but is in fact rather terrifying.

Vor 8 Tage
Evan Page
Evan Page

Imagine being a troll commenting on left-leaning Youtube channels in late 2018. Low-grade effort. Pick up your game friend.

Vor 8 Tage
TheTruthIsRacist
TheTruthIsRacist

The only thing terrifying is that you "think" Leftist Shithead Colbert is comedy.

Vor 8 Tage
slothfulcobra
slothfulcobra

Trump has killed satire by being more absurd than anything anyone could ever write.

Vor 8 Tage
Ivone Camargo
Ivone Camargo

Trump watches Colbert!!!!

Vor 8 Tage
Tribute Channel
Tribute Channel

I choose Stephen. 🙌🙏👏

Vor 9 Tage
FacheChanteDeux
FacheChanteDeux

Considering what creamsicle douchebag's gut looks like his decisions are based on quarter pounders, diet coke and a large fries. In other words crap and chaos.

Vor 9 Tage
Kinky
Kinky

Except that Stephen stole that bit from George Bush. In fact, it's one of the most common statements you hear from people with NPD.

Vor 9 Tage
Matthew Dobbs
Matthew Dobbs

The President ladies and gentlemen! What the hell have you people done?

Vor 9 Tage
vashydana
vashydana

Y'all have stole my jokes from my FB page for years.... So thats what you get

Vor 9 Tage
SweetCherries
SweetCherries

aww come on trump didn't write that piece all by himself someone wrote for him and he read it

Vor 9 Tage
G. Factor
G. Factor

Okay so normally I'm totally with the vast majority of what Colbert says, but when it comes to this stuff about the Fed that really makes me wonder what his agenda really is. The Fed is horrible and it's responsible for pilfering this nation's middle class of their money and land

Vor 9 Tage
Jim john Trickle
Jim john Trickle

Yeah because Trump has Shit for Brain's!

Vor 9 Tage
William H. Baird
William H. Baird

Trump is a POS with a fat gut!

Vor 9 Tage
susan willmore
susan willmore

Yes, we know trump has a big gut!

Vor 9 Tage
Teresa Thayn
Teresa Thayn

Trump will just file bankruptcy for the 6th time!!

Vor 9 Tage
David Carter
David Carter

When life imitates satire...

Vor 9 Tage
Joshua Sweetvale
Joshua Sweetvale

0:20 "Huh, Deja Vu..." 0:31 I see Sephen's face, suddenly remember who played Colbear - "Oh. Ooooooooooh." Welp, that's gotta sting, to have your own shadow archetype be idolized by Trump.

Vor 9 Tage
Kingdomplains
Kingdomplains

He said "bitch" and they didn't bleep it 😊

Vor 9 Tage
pernus
pernus

Yes, satire and reality are indistinguishable.

Vor 9 Tage
Hong Fei Bai
Hong Fei Bai

Actually ... I don't think it's copyright infringement per se. It could be coincidence. Trump does seem like someone who speaks from the gut more than the brain, and this is a common phrase.

Vor 9 Tage
Albert Elnen
Albert Elnen

He does have a gut.

Vor 9 Tage
Tobias R
Tobias R

Yes Stephen, don't forget Trump couldn't have been without you setting up the idea of a braindead conservative pig as leader of the free worl in the minds of the American people.

Vor 10 Tage
Lee Maxwell
Lee Maxwell

Colbert can't sue Trump for stealing his old character; Colbert doesn't own the rights to his old character; Viacom does.

Vor 10 Tage
Stuck in the Middle with you
Stuck in the Middle with you

And that is why we are in trouble. The clown’s administration gets outsmarted by an old man’s fermented cheeseburger.

Vor 10 Tage
Gunsandrosalina Padtwo
Gunsandrosalina Padtwo

This "gut" comment is definitive evidence that Trump gets his ideas from Hollywood and television, which would explain why Trump and Manafort think they can con the Mueller investigative team. Priceless, all of this pop corn is making me fat. who needs the theater?

Vor 10 Tage
Kalana Herath
Kalana Herath

That makes sense, Trump's 'bit'isn't long enough anyway!

Vor 10 Tage
A J
A J

Actually they both stole it from Barton Fink.

Vor 10 Tage
Ashley Brooke
Ashley Brooke

Colbert is aging well

Vor 10 Tage
Nx Doyle
Nx Doyle

How obvious is that? Even if you didn't watch Colbert the "gut" bit was legendary.

Vor 10 Tage
Sheila D
Sheila D

Plagiarism is a thing with the dumb occupants of the WH it seems 😂 😂 😂 #trumpism #maga

Vor 10 Tage
simon lai
simon lai

Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen!!!

Vor 10 Tage
Steph Lynn
Steph Lynn

@1:23 Colbert definitely said "he stole my bitch" not bit...whoops!

Vor 10 Tage
MsKsmith1234
MsKsmith1234

We love you Colbert and your gut

Vor 10 Tage
Daniel Dozza
Daniel Dozza

So basicaly Trump indistinguishable from parody.

Vor 10 Tage
Blueberryymuffin
Blueberryymuffin

I like first aunt viv

Vor 11 Tage
Czeckie
Czeckie

anti-intellectual property

Vor 11 Tage
Peroxide Jesus
Peroxide Jesus

I swear Colbert hasn't had a single video uploaded to YouTube without the mention of Donald Trump. One trick pony

Vor 11 Tage
Kirby Burgess
Kirby Burgess

Did anyone else kind of think they heard him say “trump stole my bitch”

Vor 11 Tage
bongo155
bongo155

I was watching CNN in mid 2007,I was on holidays and it was the only channel on the tv, and I remember Trump being on saying it that it was terrible the fed was raising interest rates and that the fed should lower interest rates again. You know, to extend that housing bubble Greenspan had stupidily created so that when it did finally burst it would have been even bigger and worse than what the gfc was. Trump is an idiot. When it came to the federal resever trump has no idea

Vor 11 Tage
stamped5150
stamped5150

Wow 🤕

Vor 11 Tage
Charlotte Dickson
Charlotte Dickson

My reference to, 1st or 2nd Auntie Viv, is, Darren #1 or Darren #2, I preferred the former, wasn't as stressed out

Vor 11 Tage
Rattenhoofd
Rattenhoofd

You're too loud and talky again Jon

Vor 11 Tage
CRASHjester
CRASHjester

Still not as bad as Amy Schumer's outright joke piracy.

Vor 11 Tage
madringking1119
madringking1119

He said Bitch not bit

Vor 11 Tage
Chris Wise
Chris Wise

He definitely said, “Trump stole my bitch.” Lol

Vor 11 Tage
hoboroadie
hoboroadie

Stephen has consistently higher approval ratings than Donald.

Vor 11 Tage
Jon Jacoby
Jon Jacoby

trump stole your schtick. Say that fast three times.

Vor 11 Tage
Tis'ur"Master'"
Tis'ur"Master'"

he's been stealing from the taxpayers since his fore fathers were born.

Vor 11 Tage
jon
jon

Orange man bad *applause

Vor 11 Tage
Art blender
Art blender

So, I'm not the only one who heard "trump stole my bitch" right? I dont mean this is any political way, I love stephen and I'm a democrat but, I know what i heard xD

Vor 11 Tage
Alex Cerda
Alex Cerda

finally sue him bro

Vor 11 Tage
Advocatus Diaboli
Advocatus Diaboli

I’m only now noticing that Colbert’s character was mostly inspired by Bill O’Reilly

Vor 11 Tage
Herb Tenderson
Herb Tenderson

I absolutely adore Stevens token negro

Vor 11 Tage
Falkor Moonchild
Falkor Moonchild

📡said the spied o-tone-author of both. 👋

Vor 11 Tage
Philolaus Sith66
Philolaus Sith66

On Orders (Operation Peter Pan: 124816ABX): "I'll tell you what game we're playing. It's called Captain's Orders. I sit in the Captain's chair and you all run the ship. If I have to make orders it's called theft of orders and this game is over. If I poke my head out it better be moving. If I'm on deck I have business there. I'll tell you this, every Captain is the same and you had better be on your initiative plan." This one goes in the trash, this one gets filed...this one goes under the policy, this one under the initiative in the Navy, this one goes under resolve and rank...on to hard calls...look at the number of challenges and protests. I'm counting 57. Put these in the basket...I think they know exactly what this report says. "This ship is incapable of functioning without "miles of red tape" and "specific orders down to the thumbtack" and on "a complete lack of personal initiatives." I will devote all my career to this personal battle...or, the ship started rolling and...we are going to make something called the "soldiers personal initiative policy." It's right next to the policies on flotsam floating and ladder climbing. CSL. You want the coddle military, you got it. Sure, it's an insult to get one. That's what is meant.

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Jason Jones
Jason Jones

The dilemma is now whether to take down the name from the buildings or just add 'ed'.

Vor 12 Tage
G4 COD
G4 COD

180 subscribers down vote every video you make. Doesn't matter cause they got you more YouTube ad revenue.

Vor 12 Tage
InsaneTacoz
InsaneTacoz

Who is Stephen’s lawyer gonna be? Michael Avenatti?

Vor 12 Tage
InsaneTacoz
InsaneTacoz

“Trump stole my bitch!” It so sounded like he said that

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Jade Birk
Jade Birk

You mad you influence his stupidity

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AnonRanGER01
AnonRanGER01

This is part of what his base finds appealing. Since they're morons, just like him, they naturally go with their gut rather than their brain. Learning, assessing and thinking is hard. Blabbering from your gut is so easy even a Trump supporter can do it.

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Nagapratik Reddy
Nagapratik Reddy

1:23, did he say bit or something else?🤣

Vor 12 Tage
Alex G
Alex G

The sad thing is that Colbert cant even do that bit anymore 😥

Vor 12 Tage
k. m.
k. m.

well, that explains why dotard45 is the way he is... he's got *shit for brains*

Vor 12 Tage
Samuli Lipponen
Samuli Lipponen

So Trump just surpassed the all-time champion of making big BAD decisions based on gut-feeling, G. W. Bush? O.K. So now there’s nothing left for Bush to be rediciluded by. Wow! And remember, the European leaders had to treat Bush like a retarded toddler with an assault rifle.

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Samuli Lipponen
Samuli Lipponen

Greetings from Finland, BTW! It’s the country where all the best NHL -players come from. 🤘🏽

Vor 12 Tage
Brandon Spence
Brandon Spence

There is no "Trump v.s. Colbert". Colbert is a failed comedian with poor ratings and Trump is the President of the United States of America with a growing GDP. Should have titled this "Lion v.s. Ant".

Vor 12 Tage
Orlando Rolon
Orlando Rolon

I don’t think I have ever rolled my eyes more in my entire life than anytime someone mentions cheetotits or when I see his fugly toad face

Vor 12 Tage
Joshua Sheppard
Joshua Sheppard

These talk show hosts are all the same not funny and annoying

Vor 12 Tage
Dean William
Dean William

didnt his wife use michele obams speech 2?

Vor 12 Tage
Terry Stokes
Terry Stokes

Stephen Colbert is the funniest nut on television i love his monologue i laugh so hard crying and make pe e pee you gotta love him trump gives him material and stephe n delivers perfectly!!!!!

Vor 12 Tage
dennisw64
dennisw64

Trump listens to his inner child. He ate him...

Vor 12 Tage
Nancy Stowell
Nancy Stowell

Donald J. Trump is a Certifiably Insane Malignant Narcissistic Sociopath! A very sick, very Dangerous man!

Vor 12 Tage
Raymond Boucher
Raymond Boucher

That is just all that chicken Donnie Tiny Hands eats talking back to him and telling him he is full of shit . Lock him up !

Vor 12 Tage
kurikuraconkuritas
kurikuraconkuritas

npc #3209493 hahahaha (sudden stop)

Vor 12 Tage
Noel Ryan
Noel Ryan

TRUMP TheRUMP could never be accused of being Original in anything, except Original Sin! The guy just ain't got a Soul, a Heart or a Conscience. Ditto for FLOTUS. Both together are a Pair of Thieving Magpies when it comes to stealing ideas and speeches (FLOTUS stole Michelle Obama's speech remember), to say nothing of their extended families. The exalted White House has been turned into the Liar's Lair! When POTUS TRUMPUS and his HOLE-IN-THE-WALL GANG get evicted, the WH will need to be fumigated and exorcised!

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Andrew DeGeorge
Andrew DeGeorge

Stephen took it from bush. Phttp://www.nbcnews.com/id/5762240/ns/politics/t/rd-president-gut-playerwho-eschews-personal-change/

Vor 12 Tage
Brendanz Dystopia
Brendanz Dystopia

Trump needs to quit stealing jokes. That's Amy Shumers job.

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Minette Roberts
Minette Roberts

@

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Dr. Zippy Mcscoots
Dr. Zippy Mcscoots

Wow thats the dumbest tweet yet

Vor 12 Tage
Barney Potter
Barney Potter

I wish trump would piss the mafia off

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Barney Potter
Barney Potter

If this were 1950 they would just kill him weve become amazingly civilized

Vor 12 Tage
Glen Warnes
Glen Warnes

Dear Jon Batiste. We need your help. Please stop "helping". Stephen can do the show PERFECTLY...if you would just let him.

Vor 12 Tage
matthew laskowski
matthew laskowski

Did he say bitch? Lol

Vor 12 Tage
QueenieMouse
QueenieMouse

So first aunt Vivian won? Looooool like shit thooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂

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bjfdog
bjfdog

When they invent a robot, it will be like Ray Liotta

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3 13
3 13

Hmm after the food is in the gut we all know we're it ends up so he trust his shit more then his brain Umm yes sounds right and trump Been trusting his shit for a while nothing new guys.. Just now he admitting were he gets his genius choice of words when tweeting he be on toilet seat phone one hand and having a moment with his shit that he trusts more then his brain ... Next time he tweets remember he had shit load off stuff too write... Good luck .... Trump u busy man Well I hope u have shit day... That's a compliment xxx

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DIESEL0759
DIESEL0759

i wonder if Trump trusted his gut when he bankrupted the same casino three times.

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DIESEL0759
DIESEL0759

I agree. Trump has a gut.

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nicole st.denis
nicole st.denis

hahaha he said Trump stole my Bitch...replay that awesomeness

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Setsuna161616
Setsuna161616

First Aunt Vivian was way better than the second

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Zubair Khan
Zubair Khan

I can't wait for Trump and Jnr's trial. I'm gonna quit my job and binge watch. Please please can it start soon

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Manored
Manored

1:40 This is Colbert malfunctioning from trying to pretend to be Trump pretending to be Colbert.

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doctorale666
doctorale666

Thinks with his gut and drafts policy from his ass.

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